no wonder we have acne

last night mom called me to say goodnight.

but really she called to tell me that she regrets that she didn't wash our faces with nice warm water when we woke up.
yes, that's right, she apologized for not washing our faces for us!
of all the things to regret, she regrets that? i don't really get it.

i think what she was really calling to say is that she's sorry her hao bu spoiled her and she didn't spoil us. but i like to think that she's crazy because her hao bu spoiled her into believing that everyone is as caring as a 60 year old woman with no children or job.

we're crazy because we have dirty faces.