bored

i want to write something, but i'm so bored at work right now i can't think of anything to write.
mommy called me the other day:

Mom: Allen needs computer skills
Melodie: but he's majoring in farms
Mom: the modern-day farm!!
Melodie: so?
Mom: he doesn't know how to use excel
Melodie: i don't think that matters. his computer basics are fine.
Mom: I disagree
Melodie: the only person who has insufficient computer basics is you

i'm a mean person.