alexa is morbid

yes, i truly have nothing better to do then to copy and paste proof of alexa's morbidness..... quotes from alexa:

in 6th grade, my science teacher told us that you can literally put your finger through a baby's soft spot.
now i haven't tried it, but i'm not saying that i haven't wanted to.

well, i'm 18.
hello adulthood, hello death.

finding childhood school journals in the garage, my favorite quote from second grade being, "my favorite part of the story was when the fox ate gingerbread man." (illustration included)