Heresy

This line from Sister Mortenson's email irks me:
"How are your kids doing.....any marriages that I don't know about?"

Is that the only thing in our lives that is of any importance?
She didn't ask, "How are your kids doing...is Alexa still making straight A's?"
or
"How are your kids doing...does Allen still love plants?"
or
"How are your kids doing...is Melodie still doubling the efficiency of corporate America?"
or
"How are your kids doing...is Joy still teaching? Oh, she's at grad school!"

Nope, we are born to be marriage machines.

But here's a little secret...
I don't want to date ever, I don't want to get married, and I definitely do not want children!