still small voice

mom would be pleased to know that i rarely go a day without hearing her voice.
every food and/or situation has a different mantra.

for example:
grapes = "fasteset sugar body can get!"
avocados = "good for protecting your stomach. only eat a little bit though, good fat."
nuts = "chew, chew, chew."
flaxseed = "grind it up so it's easier to digest."
microwave = "cancer! death! microwave water kill plants!"
cheese = "eat it like medicine."
agar = "tell me about your poop in the morning."
soda = "you will get cancer."
basil = "only eat once a month."
persimmon = "never eat with seafood."
ice = "bad for stomach. shock your system."
peeing = "drink water after peeing. replenish your system."
stomach pain = "press between your thumb and forefinger."
nasal pressure = "press the bridge of your nose."
neck pain = "acupuncture!"
back pain = "acupuncture!"
stomach pain = "acupuncture!"
foot pain = "acupuncture!"

see, i listen.