Something about Melodie

Once upon a time, I was talking to Melodie. In the middle of one of my sentences, she opened her mouth and went, "Acchhawp!!" Apparently, this is the sound one makes when pretending to bite somebody. Stoically, I tried to finish my sentence.
"Acchawp!!"
"And I went to...."
"Acchwap!!"
"What are you..."
"Acchwap!!"
Clearly, that sentence was not meant to be.
And now, I do this too. I tried to bite Dan Reinhold yesterday, and I believe he feared for his life. So, here's a theory : The infamous Tang family food obsession has infilitrated every aspect of their existence. It has become a way of life, a language, maybe. If so, here's the translation: To be bitten, is to be loved.