don't forget to be fair when i go.....

Mommy has been so morose lately.... and she has decided to update her will...and she felt the need to tell me in her morose, calm, level-toned, sighing ( the world is falling apart on me) voice yesterday to remember that having power of attorney is a BIG power and that i must remember to be "fair." and she was like, "i told sherri that if you guys need council that she should be the one"...ya know, in case we break out in a big fight over mom's will and stuff we should go seek sherri for advice to resolve our differences....and then she told me that we never know what could happen and that people change and that we shoudln't let our spouses influence us......since we have spouses and all its only normal that she would worry about that.....i told her that she should stop worrying about dumb stuff and stop not trusting us...and she goes, "can't you just say, 'i will carry out all your wishes to the best of my ability' "...and i said, "no, that's not what family is for"

but just so you all know... i plan on giving you all the rotting food that is yet to be found and hiding in the crevices of our poor home .... whatever else is left after that (and it probably won't be much).. i will put in a paper sack and take with me..... just so we're clear.... i'm pretty sure that's what mom meant by "fair"