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I talked to Mom for 20 minutes today and entertained her with frivolous details (her favorite). I consider my act of service for the day done.

Mom: Does she have a boyfriend?

Me: Yes.

Mom: Do you have a boyfriend?

Me: No.

Mom: Are you going to get a boyfriend?

Me: Maybe.

Mom: OH good. I'll offer you a reward for getting a boyfriend!!

Me: Haha, okay, what kind of reward?

Mom: I don't know, you tell me. Anything you want!

Me: Anything??

Mom: Anything!

Me: Okay, well I'll be thinking about this.

Mom: Yeah, I mean I think having an award is better than not having an award, right?

Me: Right.

Mom: Now you can't trick me! You can't just make somebody up!

Me: Okay

Mom: And it has to be a boy! I know you tricky girls!