Its fun being Tangy!

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Melodie is so considerate

Thanks. Melodie, you are a very thoughful person, No wonder your boss said you are a magic. But be careful, do not overload others stuffon you which is thiers to learn. Even you did it, take time to recoveryourself, do it with a perfection in God's ( Human perfection satisfactionhas a hidden pride in side, which is devil's disguise to people) attitude,never do it in a being pushed mode which is the most poisoneous chemical toyour body. Thought it through and relax. Human body has limit. Do not makeyourself aged faster than you normal speed. Worn out is a sign of a goodequipment, but even excellent machine, has running life. Do it slower, willlive longer. Got it?

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wise words from the mother ship

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

needy girlfriend

"hi mom, just calling to see how you're doing"
"oh hi. do you have anything you want to ask me?"
"no...is there anything i should ask you?"
"well if you're really calling to see how i'm doing, then you would have things you want to ask me."
"...can i go make dinner?"
"well my fingers are still numb..."

Thursday, July 05, 2007

wolves

So the conversation on wolves pretty much went like this:

Mom: There are two wolves. One with bad virtues and one with good virtues. WHICH wolf do you want to win?
Me: WHAAAAT?!?!?
Mom: Do you want me to repeat it?
Me: NOOOOOO. DO NOT REPEAT.
Mom: Are you going to answer- which wolf do you want to win?
Me: Fine, the good one- of course the good one.
Mom: Okay, then HOW do you know it will win?
Me: WHAT?
Mom: You don't know the answer? I will give it to you.
Me: Fine, fine. You need to know what causes the good and bad things.
Mom: No, you need to know what to FEED which one.
Me: that's what i said.
Mom: You being mean and yelling at me feeds the bad wolf.