black socks...

while in the car on spring cypress mom is talking about marriage and babies for the one millionth time this week.

mom: don't forget that eric has to come ASK ME for your hand in marriage
mel: ok..
mom: and he has to come to my house.
mel: ok....
mom: and he has to bring me a present
mel: how is this all about you?
mom: i rasied you!
mom: and... buy me dinner...
mom: and wear a suit and tie
mel: what? no. that is ridiculous. no one wears ties to people's houses
mom: WHY NOT? he cannot wear shorts and flip flops
mel: no. i "ju jue" this (reject in chinese). you are a "bao....." (i forget how to say tyrant in chinese)
mom: HA HA you do not even know how to say it!
mom: and i will prepare 10 questions for him
mel: are you kidding me?
mom: you said he is good at taking test - so i will test him!
mel: ANYTHING ELSE?!
mom: ha- if you say that i will just keep thinking of things!
mom: tell him to wear socks.... black...socks.

she looks pleased and completely justified in her thoughts...... and i pray she will forget this conversation forever.

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We pay our cell phone bill as a family. Every month, I log into the verizon account, check our balance, divide it 5 ways, and then notify the paying family members through email what the amount due is.

This month, my mom responded with this:

I am very appreciated you are doing this service to me. A bill paying time is a happy reunion time in the air, something to talk about. Especially when kids grow out of the nest, not much common ground to bring us in unless church time. I thank the Verizon and also my discount benefit CIRCLE US together. Let us enjoy it!!!Thank you again.

Thanks, Verizon.
You're welcome, Mom.

shrimp roofies

My kids,

Shell fish and shrimp[or craw fish in Texas] have high As2O5. When eat that and eat with vit C or high C juice [Orange juice] , any high C drink together, or eat close together , chemicals will change to As2O3 [Arsenic compound].

The below article[in Chinese ] talked about the girl died after took daily Vit C , then ate shrimps . Blood bled through eyes, ears, nose and mouth.

Study came out that her stomach had Arsenic compound[ As2O3]. Arsenic caused all organs and cells died, the capilarities relaxed, that was why blood came out. The study was done in University of Chicago.

Be careful when you go to party and eat Shrimp cooktail, you may take a orange juice or any high C drink. Small amount may not kill you on the spot, but i know Arsenic, will not come out of your body, it accumulates inside, gradually. Eventually die slowly.
mama